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02:14am 30/04/2006
 
mood: horrible


me and kehe are broken up.

 
     

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Seaweed is used to thicken ice cream.   
01:19pm 21/02/2006
 
mood: hurty
music: .:spongebob:.

After you die...
Guardian Angel



After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.





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it's about being fat and having sex...juss like the midwest   
09:33am 18/01/2006
 
mood: hungry
music: .:king of the hill:.
stolen from lyzanne::

fill it out, bitch!!!



WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I?
1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. I asked u to have sex?
10. i asked u out?

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:

::WOULD YOU::
13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Go on a date with me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to do me?

::AND MORE::
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in one word:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

::WOULD YOU::
39. Kiss me?
40. Makeout with me?
43. Lap dance?
 
     

(as many as 0 impossible things before breakfast)

 
ther'es cheese in my eel pie...   
08:40pm 08/01/2006
 
mood: tired
music: .:american dad:.
xARENAxGAMERx: have my babies
happylilashhole: no bitch
happylilashhole: you're having mine
xARENAxGAMERx: lol
xARENAxGAMERx: fine.
happylilashhole: hahahaha
happylilashhole: i'mma pimp
xARENAxGAMERx: lol *spreads legs*
happylilashhole: hahaha
happylilashhole: ya
happylilashhole: that's what i thought bitch
xARENAxGAMERx: lol
xARENAxGAMERx: im always open for buisness for ash hole
happylilashhole: hahahahaha
xARENAxGAMERx: lol
 
     

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that's no good...gays don't vommit   
10:41am 04/01/2006
 
mood: jittery
music: .:powerpuff girls movie:.
so trisha's birthday was on the 2nd, and our friends from the army happened to be leaving that day...so at like 2 in the morning, phil and trisha woke me up and said everyone else was downstairs and that they were gonna be leaving later that day to go to iraq...so i went downstairs with them and we ended up playing a game and i drank 10 shots of captain morgans and i had an empty stomach...yaaaa...bad idea...especially because i'm not much of a drinker...as soon as they all left around 4, i got really sick and spent the rest of my day puking...i could barely do anything...like move...so needless to say, i'm still sick from it...i finally ate last nite for the 1st time in 2 full days...so that's a plus...but i still feel kinda crappy...i haven't been to school in 2 days and i don't get to go to work today either...oh well...i think i can finally go to school tomorrow...so rite now i'm laying around watching the powerpuff girls movie...not too bad of a day i suppose, but it would be nice to go out and see some people...

...i'd like to taka shower rite now, but a couple of my dad's friends are installing a new heater for us since ours sucks, and i kinda feel a lil weird taking a shower with them here... o_O ...trisha's here too, but she's still sleeping...that actually doesn't sound lika bad idea, so maybe i'll taka nap rite now...

...but onna lighter note, i have been getting to know some other people better and i've been making closer friends with them... ^_^ ...that makes me happy...and kehe's been coming over every day since i got really sick, so that makes me feel better too...i'd feel better though if someone made me a surprise... ^_~
 
     

(as many as 0 impossible things before breakfast)

 
   
11:29am 23/12/2005
 
mood: accomplished
music: .:sesame street still:.
i decided to do this again juss to see if i'd get something different...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I punched [info]koolaid_fan_03 in the arm (-10 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I gave [info]gunnerfreakshow a kidney (1000 points). Last month I bought porn for [info]sumguy8919 (-10 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1000 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
imma_ash_hole

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...i still get my pony...
 
     

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now is your winter of discontent!!   
11:28am 23/12/2005
 
mood: mischievous
music: .:sesame street:.
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I pulled over and changed [info]_____sjm's flat tire (15 points). In November I put money in [info]shamestar's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I helped [info]freefallsuicide across the street (6 points). In June I pushed [info]desolatemusings in the mud (-17 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (10 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
imma_ash_hole

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what made this even cooler was this::

In June I pushed desolatemusings in the mud

XD


merry christmas bitches!!!
 
     

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download let go by frou frou   
08:35pm 07/12/2005
 
mood: calm
music: .:full house:.
new things with me:

i got this thingy inna myspace thingy:

Subject: sex buddy
Body: I told myself no more relationships. I will only have sex buddies. It started off good but I have no buddy. Would you be my sex buddy?
Repost this and see who will be your sex buddy.


i found out what my birthday means:

Your Birthdate: February 17

You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Half Moon

Your power month: August

new injuries:

i got 4 splinters in 3 days

climbed the dangling dou in gym and got some bug bruises

i felt kinda sick again today and felt like passing out

i'm gonna re-dye my hair this weekend

i have the dentist tomorrow

i have a quiz, a test, and a roughdraft due on friday

i woke up at 4.30 last nite

i have 2 speeches due next week

and i dunno wha else...but rite now it's sleepy time...
 
     

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this secret youll be grabbin inside the captains cabin   
07:30pm 08/11/2005
 
mood: sore
music: .:spongebob fancy pants:.
Hear the words I sing, War's a horrid thing, but still I sing, sing, sing, Ding a ling a ling )
 
     

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ive got stubby little legs and an ass that can't fill an adult appetite   
02:00pm 06/11/2005
  yayyyyy picturessss!!!!  
     

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06:28pm 30/10/2005
  Mystery Egg  
     

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sticks and bones may break my bones but at least it's not in my sex life   
11:08pm 29/10/2005
 
mood: tired
today was fun...last nite me and kehe carved pumpkins and his mom said mine was cooler... ^_^ ...then today we drove around for a lil bit and went to the mazda show at the arlington race track...it was chilly out today but it was fun to see... ^_^ ...thursday i went to the dentist and got my stupid invisalign thingies...they kinda hurt and it's hard to eat and talk, but i think i'm getting better... XD ...me go sleepy now...maybe i'll type more...within the next month...
 
     

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is it alrite i snitch on my heart and tell you it loves you...??   
06:23pm 24/10/2005
  uh-oh...kehe=here  
     

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grab the tush and push!!!   
02:22pm 14/10/2005
 
mood: ecstatic
music: .:full house:.
yayyyy for internettttttt!!!! i don't really have much to do this weekend, so if anyone want s to do something, call meeeeeeeeeeeee


i have work soon...naaaaaaastyyyy...
 
     

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01:00pm 13/10/2005
  my internet is finally aliiive!!!!!!!!!!


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02:15pm 26/08/2005
 

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Artificial Synthetic Humanoid Limited to Efficient Yelling

 
     

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wanking-with-the-one-eyed-wonder-weasel   
12:19pm 19/08/2005
 
mood: confused
music: .:sneaker pimps:. .:6 underground:.
i got some fun things the other day...it's not a lotta things, but they're pretty XD

you're gay for moleman )
 
     

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sex on prom nite is as american as the 50 states   
04:25pm 16/08/2005
 
mood: happy
music: .:the sims:.

back from vacation!!! weeeeeee!!! pictures soooonnnnnn....


click it hard )
 
     

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come onnnn...pet mr. mellowpuss   
09:16pm 05/08/2005
 
mood: hungry
music: .:king of the hill:.
still packing...i met mimi and she's adorable...hehehe...she's about my height and tiny and isn't one of those crazy old ladys with blue/pink/purple/red hair ^_^
 
     

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I will not trade pants with others.   
08:01am 05/08/2005
 
mood: jubilant
music: .:my tummy growling:.
ughhh...this week has been an adventure...kinda...thursday - saturday last week we had the garage sale...then we spent a long time cleaning up...

...monday i got pulled over a couple minutes after i left my house...the cop was rite behind me ever since i left my house cuz he was at the stoplight...i didn't get pulled over for anything bad and i got no ticket...he said my registristration sticker expired the nite before at midnight and i was juss getting a verbal warning that i should change it soon or i'd get a ticket...

...most of the week i'vespent with kehe...i talked to his mom for awhile the other day...they're doing construction on their family room and completely redoing it...so she was asking my opinion on stuff...they're getting like...frizzay carpet, which is like the new shag...she said it's really cushy, so i'm looking foward for the cushy floor i can lay on with murphy, his doggy ^_^

today i have to spend my day packing for florida tomorrow...we're leaving our house at 5 - 5.30...that's when the limo is picking us up...then we go to el aeroplane and go byebye...we're going with our grandparents and aunt, uncle, and their kids...which i'm looking forward to...we haven't been there in nearly 10 years and now it'll be juss like it used to ^_^

i need to get ready soon to get ready then pick up my other friend ashley cuz she's coming with me to get some vacation clothes and a new swimming suit...then i gotta take her home before 3, then come here and make a cake and clean up the house, then go to kehe's house to meet his grandma mimi... XD ...she sounds adorable...hehehe...hopefully she'll like my cake...

...but we're gonna be gone from august 6 through august 13...binko's coming too so call himmmm!!! ^_~

p.s. me and kehe's 2 year anniversary is coming up and i need some surprise ideas...if you have any, tell meeee!!!!
 
     

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