ash-hole

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:15:35 GMT

me and kehe are broken up.

Seaweed is used to thicken ice cream.

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 19:22:00 GMT

After you die...
Guardian Angel

After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.

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it's about being fat and having sex...juss like the midwest

Wed, 18 Jan 2006 15:34:34 GMT

stolen from lyzanne::

fill it out, bitch!!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I?
1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. I asked u to have sex?
10. i asked u out?

::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:

::WOULD YOU::
13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Go on a date with me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to do me?

::AND MORE::
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. When and how did we meet?
30. Describe me in one word:
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

::WOULD YOU::
39. Kiss me?
40. Makeout with me?
43. Lap dance?

ther'es cheese in my eel pie...

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:42:40 GMT

xARENAxGAMERx: have my babies
happylilashhole: no bitch
happylilashhole: you're having mine
xARENAxGAMERx: lol
xARENAxGAMERx: fine.
happylilashhole: hahahaha
happylilashhole: i'mma pimp
xARENAxGAMERx: lol *spreads legs*
happylilashhole: hahaha
happylilashhole: ya
happylilashhole: that's what i thought bitch
xARENAxGAMERx: lol
xARENAxGAMERx: im always open for buisness for ash hole
happylilashhole: hahahahaha
xARENAxGAMERx: lol

that's no good...gays don't vommit

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 16:59:31 GMT

so trisha's birthday was on the 2nd, and our friends from the army happened to be leaving that day...so at like 2 in the morning, phil and trisha woke me up and said everyone else was downstairs and that they were gonna be leaving later that day to go to iraq...so i went downstairs with them and we ended up playing a game and i drank 10 shots of captain morgans and i had an empty stomach...yaaaa...bad idea...especially because i'm not much of a drinker...as soon as they all left around 4, i got really sick and spent the rest of my day puking...i could barely do anything...like move...so needless to say, i'm still sick from it...i finally ate last nite for the 1st time in 2 full days...so that's a plus...but i still feel kinda crappy...i haven't been to school in 2 days and i don't get to go to work today either...oh well...i think i can finally go to school tomorrow...so rite now i'm laying around watching the powerpuff girls movie...not too bad of a day i suppose, but it would be nice to go out and see some people...

...i'd like to taka shower rite now, but a couple of my dad's friends are installing a new heater for us since ours sucks, and i kinda feel a lil weird taking a shower with them here... o_O ...trisha's here too, but she's still sleeping...that actually doesn't sound lika bad idea, so maybe i'll taka nap rite now...

...but onna lighter note, i have been getting to know some other people better and i've been making closer friends with them... ^_^ ...that makes me happy...and kehe's been coming over every day since i got really sick, so that makes me feel better too...i'd feel better though if someone made me a surprise... ^_~

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:29:46 GMT

i decided to do this again juss to see if i'd get something different...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I punched koolaid_fan_03 in the arm (-10 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I gave gunnerfreakshow a kidney (1000 points). Last month I bought porn for sumguy8919 (-10 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1000 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
imma_ash_hole

...i still get my pony...

now is your winter of discontent!!

Fri, 23 Dec 2005 17:28:27 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I pulled over and changed _____sjm's flat tire (15 points). In November I put money in shamestar's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I helped freefallsuicide across the street (6 points). In June I pushed desolatemusings in the mud (-17 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (10 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
imma_ash_hole

what made this even cooler was this::

In June I pushed desolatemusings in the mud

XD

merry christmas bitches!!!

download let go by frou frou

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:35:26 GMT

new things with me:

i got this thingy inna myspace thingy:

Subject: sex buddy
Body: I told myself no more relationships. I will only have sex buddies. It started off good but I have no buddy. Would you be my sex buddy?
Repost this and see who will be your sex buddy.

i found out what my birthday means:

Your Birthdate: February 17

You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Half Moon

Your power month: August

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

new injuries:

i got 4 splinters in 3 days

climbed the dangling dou in gym and got some bug bruises

i felt kinda sick again today and felt like passing out

i'm gonna re-dye my hair this weekend

i have the dentist tomorrow

i have a quiz, a test, and a roughdraft due on friday

i woke up at 4.30 last nite

i have 2 speeches due next week

and i dunno wha else...but rite now it's sleepy time...

this secret youll be grabbin inside the captains cabin

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 01:30:28 GMT

anniversary

ive got stubby little legs and an ass that can't fill an adult appetite

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 20:00:44 GMT

yayyyyy picturessss!!!!

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 00:28:33 GMT

sticks and bones may break my bones but at least it's not in my sex life

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 04:08:13 GMT

today was fun...last nite me and kehe carved pumpkins and his mom said mine was cooler... ^_^ ...then today we drove around for a lil bit and went to the mazda show at the arlington race track...it was chilly out today but it was fun to see... ^_^ ...thursday i went to the dentist and got my stupid invisalign thingies...they kinda hurt and it's hard to eat and talk, but i think i'm getting better... XD ...me go sleepy now...maybe i'll type more...within the next month...

is it alrite i snitch on my heart and tell you it loves you...??

Mon, 24 Oct 2005 23:23:48 GMT

uh-oh...kehe=here

grab the tush and push!!!

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:22:50 GMT

yayyyy for internettttttt!!!! i don't really have much to do this weekend, so if anyone want s to do something, call meeeeeeeeeeeee

i have work soon...naaaaaaastyyyy...

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:01:43 GMT

my internet is finally aliiive!!!!!!!!!!

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:15:24 GMT

wanking-with-the-one-eyed-wonder-weasel

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 17:19:35 GMT

i got some fun things the other day...it's not a lotta things, but they're pretty XD

sex on prom nite is as american as the 50 states

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 21:25:15 GMT

back from vacation!!! weeeeeee!!! pictures soooonnnnnn....

1st semester
1 survey
2 outdoor adventure
3 senior comp
4 2d photo studio
5 trig
6 lunch
7 french
8 off

2nd semester
1 survey
2 outdoor adventure
3 english lit
4 2d photo studio
5 trig
6 lunch
7 french
8 off

come onnnn...pet mr. mellowpuss

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 02:16:35 GMT

still packing...i met mimi and she's adorable...hehehe...she's about my height and tiny and isn't one of those crazy old ladys with blue/pink/purple/red hair ^_^

I will not trade pants with others.

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 13:02:01 GMT

ughhh...this week has been an adventure...kinda...thursday - saturday last week we had the garage sale...then we spent a long time cleaning up...

...monday i got pulled over a couple minutes after i left my house...the cop was rite behind me ever since i left my house cuz he was at the stoplight...i didn't get pulled over for anything bad and i got no ticket...he said my registristration sticker expired the nite before at midnight and i was juss getting a verbal warning that i should change it soon or i'd get a ticket...

...most of the week i'vespent with kehe...i talked to his mom for awhile the other day...they're doing construction on their family room and completely redoing it...so she was asking my opinion on stuff...they're getting like...frizzay carpet, which is like the new shag...she said it's really cushy, so i'm looking foward for the cushy floor i can lay on with murphy, his doggy ^_^

today i have to spend my day packing for florida tomorrow...we're leaving our house at 5 - 5.30...that's when the limo is picking us up...then we go to el aeroplane and go byebye...we're going with our grandparents and aunt, uncle, and their kids...which i'm looking forward to...we haven't been there in nearly 10 years and now it'll be juss like it used to ^_^

i need to get ready soon to get ready then pick up my other friend ashley cuz she's coming with me to get some vacation clothes and a new swimming suit...then i gotta take her home before 3, then come here and make a cake and clean up the house, then go to kehe's house to meet his grandma mimi... XD ...she sounds adorable...hehehe...hopefully she'll like my cake...

...but we're gonna be gone from august 6 through august 13...binko's coming too so call himmmm!!! ^_~

p.s. me and kehe's 2 year anniversary is coming up and i need some surprise ideas...if you have any, tell meeee!!!!

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:49:26 GMT

there is a special place for you in homeboy hell

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 02:20:48 GMT

...i made another sundae for my bunbun... ^_^ ...except this time he asked me to make it...it turned out much better looking and i founda cherry for the top ^_^ ...except i forgot there was a pit still in the cherry and heeee found ittt... -_- ...oh well...at least i tried...

i never apologize...i'm sorry, but that's juss the way i am

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 21:48:14 GMT

so i finally got my computer fixed...i think i had yet another virus, except this 1 would lemme use the computer, but i'd have to do everything through the task manager, and the start menu and my icons were mia...i had to completely reinstall everything, and i lost all of my files...if anyone has any picture files at all that i ever sent you, please send them back cuz that'll be all i had... T_T

thankies ashley, lyzanne, and katya for sending me some stuff ^_^

happylilashhole: wha were YOU guyses doin that made him be in boxers???
Lyzanne says: we had just got back inside from the pool
happylilashhole: hahaha
happylilashhole: uhhhh-huh
Lyzanne says: hey, what ARE you implying?? hmm?
happylilashhole: is THAT wha you kids call it nowadays?
Lyzanne says: hahahahaha
happylilashhole: mud wrestling match
Lyzanne says: yes. the "pool"
happylilashhole: - the mud
happylilashhole: + the sex
Lyzanne says: hqahahahahahahaha
happylilashhole: ahahahahahahha
happylilashhole: sexle-ling match...?
happylilashhole: XD
Lyzanne says: hahahahahahah
Lyzanne says: no, no sexleing match.
happylilashhole: hahhaha
happylilashhole: sureeeeee
happylilashhole: oh shit
happylilashhole: i think my pizza's a flamin
Lyzanne says: his dad was vaccuuming and hahah he was like JOE JOE WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING SHORTS
happylilashhole: hahahaha
Lyzanne says: ::dies::
happylilashhole: cuz you were sexing it it upppp
Lyzanne says: i was laughing cuz they look like horrible golfing pants
happylilashhole: in the mudless mud ring
Lyzanne says: hahaha

downtown's last gas of ass

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 04:13:06 GMT

today wasn't too bad...i went to kehe's house and we watched anchorman and austin powers and then later we played some racing game...i totally sucked...hahaha...he kept picking places with dirt roads and i kept sliding all over the place...

...on another note, i guess i lost more weight...i don't know how either...i've been eating so much lately...and i've juss been sitting around doing nothing active...i don't really know how i did it...i guess it's between going on vacation and not really eating then and getting sick...but now i went from 115 to 110, and josh told me that that's rite below the healthy weight limit for chicks my height...i guess average ranges from 18.5 - 24.9 and i'mma 18...it's juss slightly below so i'm not gonna pay much attention to it...

...i need to do some hanging out with people...it's very possible i mite go to deklab with trisha sometime this week...but i guess sam's tiny lil gymnast buddy took a likin to me... o_O ...he's so lil...he's like 5 feet tall and looks like he's 12... *shudder* that makes me kinda wanna stay away from deklab...

what's wrong stresserella??

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 05:31:33 GMT

i took a nap earlier, the kehe got offa work and i went to his house...then we ordered a pizza...we decided we wanted to go to the movies so we ate fast and left quickly...so me and kehe were going to the movies at 9.30...on the way to the movies, kehe decides to speed some more...as usual...not like it's all that bad or anything...i juss worry about him though...cuz i think he's gonna get into an accident soon...and sometimes he juss goes a lil too fast...but he ended up going 73 mph inna 40...and we got pulled over...he was sooo nervous and upset...i felt soo sorry for him...he was shaking really badly and it was obviously that there was a bit of nervousness in his voice...i feel bad because it's a felony and is going to stay on his record...but like i told him before...i guess you can only get away with things so many times and eventually you have to get caught...it's like...i'm really trying to make him feel better...but i juss can't think of anything to say...i mean...it's not like it's anyone else's fault or anything...it was his choice to try and pass people by going really fast...i think he's feeling better about it now...he juss hasa fine to pay...

...but anyways...

...charlie and the chocolate factory is now officially my favorite movie ever...it's sucha cool movie and i reccommend it for every body... ^_^